Students who desperately need money are a cliché, but that doesn’t make us any less real. Hell, clichés have to come from somewhere, right? Unfortunately for me, being out of school also means I’m out of a job (unless someone out there needs someone to archive historical documents or make snarky comments. call me!). But that doesn’t mean I haven’t tried. Here are some tips I have, based on my personal experience, on how to be a failed entrepreneur.
Step 1. Be lazy.
That’s all I have so far. You can’t expect me to be consistently brilliant in the middle of the night.
Sweet dreams! Salvatore is watching you.
PS I'm working on a new bracelet.

PPS It's less cute as a mustache.

Ignore the almonds.
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